jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

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chvrizard:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better

chvrizard:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit)

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nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle)

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t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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thebobblehat:

awkwardarbor:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?


idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

thebobblehat:

awkwardarbor:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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aherooftheirtime:

ofcabbagesandofkings:

b—a—e:

goldenfreezeover:

somethingambiguous:

tltty:

when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’

We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”

image

AHEM

The 10,000’s

100,000’s

1,000,000’s, etc

Someone’s optimistic about humanity’s future!

(Source: hungarian)

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kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

(Source: timewastingclub)

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literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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funflowur:

oatscarwilde:

invalid1994:

he found a stick

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A KITTY AT FIRST

This is perfect wow I really need this dog.

(Source: twilightprincess1994)

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